Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Disappointment

Disappointment (Noun): the feeling of sadness or displeasure caused by the nonfulfillment of one's hopes or expectations.

Im sure all of you were disappointed that I have not written a new post in 2 and a half weeks. Once spring time hits it becomes quite a job being a sorostitute. Between date parties, getting a little, birthdays, march madness, and trying to pass classes, I've been running around like a chicken with it's head cut off these past few weeks. I promise I will be more diligent to the blog in the future though! But it comes as no surprise that I am blogging today to complain. With the weather being 36 degrees and raining in Blacksburg, my bracket being dunzo, and me not receiving my dream internship ( minus the one i will be getting with ESPN next summer, will be being the key words) not on accord that I was not qualified, because I "had an outstanding resume and were among the top candidates," but because a certain top 5 media company doesn't know their own damn policies. I thought connections were everything? Obvi not. Rude. But alas as a true sorostitute I had a minor breakdown (which was saved by a baby gap size pint of ben and jerry's thanks to Babes) and I got the hell over it. During my breakdown, I pondered if what I was feeling was comparable to what the players on the team of the number one seed,Ohio State, felt like after losing (and ruining my bracket) to damn Kentucky on friday, or even better, what Kansas felt like losing to VCU ( but I will say they are representing VA well) But when life knocks you down, you get up and keep fighting. Im a firm believer that everything happens for a reason, but comeeee on life can a girl catch a break?



You can't win em all, but i feel like the Cavs during their 26 game losing streak.

Hannyb

Tuesday, March 15, 2011

Can someone please explain this to me?

No I am not talking about how we didn't make it to the NCAA tournament yet again, Im sure most of you who read this are already tired of hearing me whine and complain about that injustice. What I really want someone to enlighten me on is why girls stay with guys who treat them like crap. We all know a best friend, fellow sorostitute, roomie, etcetera who continues to stay in a relationship that is sucky, and I just don't understand it. Do they like the pain? I mean thats not really my style but to each his (well her) own. Do they like the drama and fighting? It drives me literally insane because it makes no sense. The other thing that bothers me so much about this are that the girls who stay in these relationships, could get sooo many other and better guys. Can I get an upgrade please?? I try to be the best friend that I can, but it gets a little tiring sometimes listening to the same complaining over and over again. If you're not happy/ he treats you like crap and uses you/ he only wants you when its convenient for him, then why are you still in the relationship? People rarely change their minds, and never change. Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me, fool me three times? Sweetheart you're an idiot and I don't have the time to feel sorry for you.



Tough love.

HB

Monday, March 7, 2011

Sorostitute in the City!

Move over Carrie Bradshaw, I am in New York City for the next two days and I plan on taking it by storm. At first, I assumed my spring break was going to be much like my winter break: boring as hell. But thankfully my spring break made a turn for the better when I received an email from HBO Sports about an interview for their summer internship program so you know I immediately booked a flight, any excuse to come to the city that never sleeps. Yeah yeah I know, going north for spring break? are you serious? trust me all my compadres are down south soaking up the sun and making enough questionable decisions for all of us. The best thing about not being in the same boat? Getting all the "oh my goodness you wont guess what I did last night texts" Priceless may I just say, cant wait to see what else the week will bring for my fellow sorostitutes. Anyway, my flight was surprisingly pleasant and smooth. No, I unfortunately didn't get to second base with any TSA agents (cross your fingers for me for my flight back!) My interview is tomorrow morning and I am probably going to die of nerves before then. HBO sports pride and joy is their remarkable specials and documentaries ( I cried the whole two hours of the Lombardi special they were airing over winter break, yeah judge me.)  If all goes well, I will write tomorrow about my day/ interview! Wish me luck!

HB